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Google’s Newest Product: God

Google has come out with a lot of ritzy gadgets. There’s Google Voice, Chat, TV, you name it. Google is an invaluable tool to me because it answers all my questions. It’s a warm and faithful servant that never lets … Continue reading

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I Declare the Season’s Coolest New Holiday Tradition: Revenge

This time of year, people like to talk a lot of b.s. about giving, the magic of the season, etc. I’d like to take a different tack and talk about a new seasonal theme that, in my opinion, is just … Continue reading

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The Pursuit of Non-Tragedy

This week isn’t so much of a blog as it is a call to arms from all you happy people out there. You know who you are. The ones who smile a lot and tend to wear their frowns in … Continue reading

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More Great Last Minute Halloween Costumes

This year’s Halloween costuming has been a bit of a saga, starting this past summer with a boxed-in promise to deliver a great idea to all you Halloween lovers who are also major planners. Two weeks ago, I cooked up … Continue reading

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Turns Out Invasive Species Aren’t That Hard to Kill

Before you jump into this week’s literary hill of beans, make sure you read last week’s post to get caught up on the action. (Lights come up) So there I was, sitting at my desk, knowing there was a captivating stranger … Continue reading

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Concept of Invasive Species Finally Hits Home

Ask any Hawaiian, and they’ll tell you that invasive species are no joke. Seriously. Before people arrived on that jaw-dropping plot of paradise, a new species was only introduced to the island every 30,000 years. Today, it’s something like six-bajillion … Continue reading

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Have Books, Will Buy Friendship

If you’re an indie author or one working with a beloved backwoods publisher like I am, you know that sometimes the myriad of options to market your book can make your head spin. And if you’re not an author, let … Continue reading

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Glass Marbles: More Complicated than Existentialism

I recently decided that I wanted some marbles. Why, you wonder? Who knows. Sometimes you just get a thing into your head and there’s nothing to be done about it except get what you want. With an objective as easy … Continue reading

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If You’re Reading This, It’s Probably Because You Googled “Underwear”

A few years back, I had a little pet blog called Sweet Potatoe Punk. It was a miniature chronicle of some of my adventures as an early 20-something Southerner, and it did pretty well with traffic stats. I was just … Continue reading

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Contest: The Dreaded “Author Photo”

Note: Today, freebies are at stake. Read on to find out how you can get some gratis loot. Well, folks, the time has come. I hoped that Temp would attract a little attention, and now it has. The problem is, when … Continue reading

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